Laughs from the family...

Humor from Knave:
I always check the obituaries to see if I have to go into work or not.
That's funnier than an ejector seat in a helicopter.
That's funnier than a screen door in a submarine.

Humor from Carebear:
That's funnier than a handicapped parking space at an ice rink.

Dead Serious Statement from Dairy Farm:
A headache is a pain in the head.

(Keep watching- someday that boy will be a rocket scientist.)